THEMES THAT YOU LIKE

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shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore, via buns-enburner)

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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(via paradust)

childservices:

*is broke* money is a blockade in the path of inner conflict resolution and genuine peace of mind *gets money* cash rules everythn around me……..cream…

(via milkandcandy)

werewolfzero:

How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks

(via li0nnheart)

kawaiigod:

i swiped my card at mcdonalds like please GOD! if youre real let this transaction approve and it did and i was like well i need more proof thanks though

(Source: zootedboy, via uhsexual)

unclefather:

theskeetman:

if you have nothing good to say say it

i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies

(Source: unit03, via forever)

23. July 2014

annalovesherchocolate:

Hans:

Hans:

Hans:

Hans:

Hans:

Hans:

Hans:

Hans:

Hans:

2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!

We’ll find you Hans.

This post is scandalous.

reblogging because hans cant. 

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Hans.

I couldn’t not reblog…

3,531,544 non-Han’s

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Oh hans, if only you could reblog this.

3,697,721 non Han’s

I know this is kinda copying but I changed everyone’s name to Hans

(Source: whiskey-and-cowgirl-boots, via yourmomsnewbff)

pink-vulva:

once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out. 

(Source: pinkvelourtracksuit, via jadoresoutherncharm)